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Swimmin with the Sharks Swimmin with the Sharks

Rated 0 / 5 stars

I'm pretty disappointed.

I'm a huge fan of all three of you. You've all made me laugh more times than I can count. You've all inspired me creatively.

But this is ridiculous in the worst way. I get it, the obvious thing to have happen here based on PsychoGoldfish's story would be to have her get eaten, and you went with the unexpected rape ending, but it doesn't change the fact that the punchline here is "rape joke".

Dat shit ain't funny guys. Sorry.


Egoraptor responds:

people laughed at "to get to the other side" once


Dot Dot Dot - Animated Dot Dot Dot - Animated

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Brilliant

Some of the typography work I've ever seen.

I love how you took an audio track from the audio portal (especially the voice acting section), and rather than simply using it, you built upon it.

The pause you threw in there for contrail was timed excellently, the use of music and volume was brilliant.

Thank you for making this. I wouldn't change a thing. I'm having trouble finding the words to describe it right now. Cheers.



How to be a Vblogger! How to be a Vblogger!

Rated 5 / 5 stars

This is fantastic

There have always been terrible vbloggers, but the (not so) recent trend of people bouncing aroudn in front of the camera pointing at shit and bobbing their heads is so god damn stupid. Especially that "equals three" dillhole. These guys sit here and talk about their unclever observations about shit on youtube that was already popular, then they get famous.

I love this video. I wouldn't change a thing. You portrayed these guys perfectly, and the sarcastic tone throughout just made it for me. Thank you for sharing.


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Recent Game Reviews


Tentacle Wars Tentacle Wars

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Jesus, you guys.

I don't know what you guys leaving all the frustrated reviews mean by "trick level". Do you mean level 4? Because the title of that level is the secret to winning that level. It's not that obscure.

I just beat this. It was a lot of fun. I really like how it played. I spentthe first few levels wondering just how the hell this game worked, but once I figured it out I couldn't stop playing.

I played this in multiple sittings, but I still can't help but say that this game was too short.

Maybe different types of enemies and whatnot would be able to add more depth to the game? While this is the best game to implement the idea of evolution in the core gameplay (in my opinion), it still needs something to make it really great. I would try to mess with the formula you've got going here as little as possible, but definitely try to add something more too it.

I hope there's a sequel. I look forward to more games from you.


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Execution Execution

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

Oh shit.

I get it!

I had to actually read the journal entry on your page and look at the comments to understand what was going on between these two games. Feels a little empty, even still.

Some kind of follow-up to see how everything turns out for the chick and the villain and whatever would be nice. You have a weird way of making your games though. I kind of like it.



Free Will - The Game Free Will - The Game

Rated 4 / 5 stars

Not bad

I would just like to start off saying I am laughing really hard at Colonel-Swordsman's review. Bravo Mr. Swordsman, you have made an absolutely massive ass out of yourself and you have no idea! Freaking brilliant! You clearly got frustrated with this game after two tries and raged and decided to attack it. Congradulations on proving you have the emotional stability of a 4-year-old. You know as well as I that what the game looks like effect how "good" or "bad" the game is. It was simply the only thing you could think of to attack because you didn't understand the whole concept of "free will" in this game. Why? You lack any patience. And don't throw around you're ability to crap out walls of text as proof that you are patient, you are simply one of those people who enjoy hearing the sound of their own voice. The ironic thing is that you're much more pompous and self-absorbed than the person you're calling out as being pompous and self-absorbed. Thank you for the lulz.

Now that that's out of the way, I enjoyed this. I like being able to see how i played a game, that's just a personal thing I enjoy. It's not too hard, but you won't make it through on your first try, I like that.

I feel sorry for the people who have and will continue to ragequit this game and never see the ending. When that first two-word line popped up, I got it, and it got a laugh from me. I think the game is just long enough for the joke to work. I also enjoyed the old-time platformer feel it had to it. You may even think about giving the flash document smaller dimensions, so it feels even more like a Gameboy game. Also, a semi-hidden button that lets you start playing again for real wouldn't be bad. Refreshing the page is a little annoying.

One last thing, I'd love to see a sequel with multiple levels. You could totally turn this into a puzzle platformer with the dude you play as and Will. Just an idea. Keep it up.


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raitendo responds:

thanks. it's surprising how aggressive some Newgrounders are just because they can sense the slightest little pretension from my side. I'm sorry, I made a small little game based on determinism for the fun of it instead of another "Mario 63" or whatever the kids like playing. Angry internet men/kids, rage on!! Write a long review asking me to choke!!! That'll show me!!!

Recent Audio Reviews


NGF11-Wireless Moonwalker NGF11-Wireless Moonwalker

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Matches Perfectly

The Wireless Moonwalker has those big, innocent, child-like eyes. That's where you're drawn to look at the character, and therefore, that's the most identifying feature of him.

You've captured that child-like personality here. The voice sounds like a happy robot, and is just the right amount of goofy. This is an excellent submission!


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TomStheVoice responds:

Thanks dude! :)


Ryanson - Character Voice Demo Ryanson - Character Voice Demo

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

Good voices

You've got talent, that's for sure. Having said that, there are some issues I noticed right off the bat.

First off, if you really want to do voice acting, you're going to have to invest in a quality microphone. The scratchy sound and mass amounts of white noise distract from your voice a LOT.

Second, the music was JUST a bit too loud. You want the music to enhance the presence of your voice, not become the scene itself. I understand you may have made the music loud to drown out the hissing white noise, but I think that only distracted from the voices more.

But again, from what I've heard hear, you're good. I could see you getting a lot of voice acting gigs. But you need a good microphone, too.

Keep at it, man!


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Ryanson responds:

The music was actually loads louder before I turned it down. I didn't realize it'd still be distracting.

I need to invest in a good mic, but that's rather low on my list of priorities. I'm forced to stick with my laptop's built-in one.

Thanks for the honest critique.

Recent Art Reviews


AyeCar AyeCar

Rated 5 / 5 stars

I love this!

Wow, this is so freaking cool! I love the background. The way you used her hair and just having them be one thing. Freaking cool!



Self Portrait Self Portrait

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

I dig it.

I'm noticing a trend in your art style. Well, not necessarily a trend, more of a shift. It's becoming less cartoony, and more stylistic. And while normally I'd be one to complain about loss of cartoony-ness, it's working out pretty damn well for you.

I love how nonchalant the pose is, even with the big-ass Magikarp head. It's hilarious to me.

My one bit of criticism here is that the feet and wrists look warped or disproportionate. Otherwise, this is pretty radly. I like how you did the stripes.

Now upload the stuff you have on deviantart on here, god damn.


supermegadragon responds:

Yeah, that right arm still looks weird to me. It took me forever to get it that way.

Big Ass-Magikarp head.


I'm Your Moon I'm Your Moon

Rated 5 / 5 stars

You know what I just noticed?

Saturn looks like even more of a punk-ass than Neptune does in this picture.

Da's crazy.

Also, you're welcome.